CRACK YOUR RIBS; Akpors the lazy student

TEACHER: Why didn’t you study?

AKPORS: A year has 365 days for you to
study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there
are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in
the summer that is way too hot to work so
there are only 263 days left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we’re left
with 141 days. If we fooled around for only
1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are
with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating
each day, 30 days are
used in this way in the year, and we are
left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1
hour a day speaking to friends and family,
that takes away 15 days more and
we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests
take up at least 35 days in your year;
hence you are only left with 46 days.
Taking off approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say
you are sick for a minimum of 3 days;
you’re left with 3 days in the year to study!
Let’s say you only go out for 2 days…
You’re left with 1 day. But that 1 day is
your birthday.
That’s why I did not study.
One word for Akpors this time?

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